Wednesday, April 1, 2009

In Which Posts Start With "In Which" Again

It's me, Artemendo, the blog owner, I'm back, no big deal, now that's out of the way.

As a total and utter hater of April Fools' Day, I decided to do an inverse prank, that is, to make it seem like I was returning to regularly post in here, and then, POW! - in a twist, actually return and regularly post in here! My writing may be a little rusty and my grasp of the language loosened like the sweaty Wii Remote grip of a VC Lost Levels player, but that will not stop me from disguising my highly biased anti-Super Mario Land opinions and "Sonic sucks" rants as rigorously researched facts and keep spamming your RSS feed readers with more Mario crosswords and neologisms.

That is, until something is wrong with the connection/Blogger/the magnetic fields of the atmosphere again and the updates fall flat not unlike Paper Mario's death animation. I'm not even trying to make exaggerated claims this time - plus, I'm fairly certain no one reads this anyway. And now, on to new discoveries! Those minor details of long forgotten games aren't going to discuss themselves!


~Waluigious: Tricky traps and crafty contraptions!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I read this!

Easmo said...

Glad to see you are back. Also, that picture you put at the end... isn´t that from an early commercial where everyone from the mario crew shows up in stage coming out of limousines as if they were hollywood stars? Can´t remember it entirely but I´m sure even Wart was in it.

Artemendo said...

@Easmo
Yep, it is! Here's the commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nagYpP2TMo